About Us
Buffalo doesn’t just have fans — it has characters. It has snowstorm tailgaters, wing-dipping die-hards, goal-post philosophers, and heartbreak survivors who will be back in the stadium again next week, face painted and fully committed. That’s exactly who Witties was made for.
Founded by Scott E. Krajeski in December 2025, Witties started with a simple thought: if Buffalo can laugh through blizzards, missed goals, overtime chaos, and referee blindness, then that humor deserves to be worn — loudly, proudly, and on extremely comfortable fabric. We don’t just make merch. We make Buffalo personality, stitched and printed.
Witties exists because Buffalo sports are not just a pastime — they are a mood, a lifestyle, a weather-based emotional rollercoaster, and a community bond tighter than a frozen stadium gate. Our designs capture the jokes only locals understand, the chants that never die, and the spirit that stays loud no matter what the score says. This isn’t fan gear, it’s Buffalo culture on cotton.
Our Personality
A little smart-mouth, a lot of Buffalo.
We celebrate the sarcasm, the loyalty, the tailgate soul, and that “we’ll laugh through it” optimism unique to this city. Football Sundays, Hockey nights, snow-shovel Mondays — we design for the real Buffalo rhythm.
What Makes Us, Us
Witties isn’t produced by a boardroom team. It’s run by a fan who has frozen in the bleachers, yelled at screens, and defended Buffalo with the confidence of a coach’s headset. The humor is authentic because it wasn’t invented — it was lived. We don’t print what a designer thinks fans might say. We print what fans actually say.
Our pieces feel like inside jokes, hometown pride, rivalry banter, and those memes we all share at 1 a.m. after dramatic overtime. Wear it, gift it, frame it, laugh at it — just don’t expect outsiders to get it without a glossary.
Budget-Friendly, Buffalo Approved
We price for the people who make this city what it is.
Blue-collar grit, passionate loyalty, and humor that doesn’t ask for designer budgets.
You get quality that lasts beyond:
- preseason hype
- postseason heartbreak
- and snow so heavy the merch becomes insulation
Our Promise
When you shop at Witties, you support:
- Real fan voice, not corporate creativity
- Local energy, not outsourced concepts
- Humor that knows Buffalo, not just football
You will always get:
- Quality apparel
- Fast, human support
- Clever designs that feel like your group chat printed them
This isn’t mass-made “Go Team” gear.
This is “I survived winter, overtime anxiety, and still showed up next Sunday” gear.
In Short
Witties is Buffalo — unfiltered, funny, loyal, and loud in all the right ways.
If you know the chants, the weather warnings, the heartbreak history, and the pride… You don’t need an explanation.
You just need the shirt.